I go outside, and I’m wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, “What’s wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.”
a post about louis arching his back and/or bending over (｡♥‿♥｡)
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
#bc it really doesnt matter if she is with another man #and it certainly doesnt matter if that man is my brother #thats not the point andie dont be silly
#that’s not the point because I promised my little brother an eternity of misery #and I’m just keeping my promise #because I’m Damon Douchebag Salvatore # winner of the ‘Worst Brother Ever’-award.
#the fact that elena is happy and in love with my brother isnt the point #what elena wants is not the point #my manpain is the point